The Enablers

Dear Mr "Lame"...Your Prescription is Ready

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:56:00 GMT

Ok on your second album called "Doctor's Advocate" you are still sitting on "wheels"...yes you have two more "wheels" than your previous album cover but come on ...I think any "doctor" would "advocate" you getting a car? Forget the car ... where is your shirt? You could get a cold sitting on your tires waiting for a ride ... that is not "game" that is "lame".

Queen's Guitarist New Book Explores The Cosmos

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:26:00 GMT

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Rock star Brian May from the supergroup Queen swapped his guitar for a telescope on Monday to launch a new book on his other great passion -- astronomy.

Singer Mercury Partial To Uranus

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:25:00 GMT

Tommy Says "Portland We're Sorry" Again

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:48:00 GMT

LEWISTON, Maine - Guns N' Roses canceled a performance in Portland, Maine this week after being told by state officials that the band could not drink on stage.McCausland said the band had wanted to drink beer, wine and Jagermeister while performing. A couple of hours after being told that would violate state law, Guns N' Roses canceled its concert, he said. Check out Drag the River's cover of The Replacements song "Portland"

Motherfucking Snoop's On A Plane

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:38:00 GMT

Snoop Dogg was booked Monday on a single felony count of possession of a deadly weapon filed after security officers at John Wayne International Airport found a collapsible baton in his carry-on luggage.

Saturday Night Wrist

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:16:00 GMT

How can you not like an album that's named after a medical condition in which a person gives themselves nerve damage after passing out drunk or high with their arm draped over the back of a chair?

Enabler Nation

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:34:00 GMT

Sadie- Demo Version

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:02:00 GMT

Esteban Endorses The Enablers

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:31:00 GMT

The world reknowned guitarist and the king of the home shopping network recently had this to say, "I no longer feel the necessity to pretend that I am mysterious or hawk these shitty guitars to the unsuspecting late night viewing public . The "To Thine Own Ruin " cd has changed my life and it is all a person needs to learn how to be a full fan fledged of music.

Love, Pain & The Whole Crazy RehabThing

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:02:00 GMT